The other day I was at Wal-mart waiting on Mom to come out. As I was sittin in the parkin lot, I was watchin the people come and go….something that MOST times is a favorite time-passer. On this particular day though, I realized that something has changed that lil pleasure in life.

A carload of kids (late teen early 20) got out of the car. The girl, dressed much older than she actually was based on the 15lbs of makeup and hair product, was swishin her way to the door with a boy flanking each side. Boy one was thin lil guy…who literally every other step, had to pull up one side of his pants or the other. Meanwhile, the bottoms of them were bulked up at his silly ankles. He was trying to text, and walk, AND pull up his britches….and for the life of me.. I cannot figure out where the comfort is in such a way of wearing your pants. But at least he was covered.

Now I will regress a moment…. I am NOT a prude. I am in fact very human, and will confess that I do NOT turn my eyes away in embarrassment when I see a nice lookin bum in a pair of jeans worn just right. But what I saw next…..gives me the huhhhhs.
The more hefty boy that was with this trio, reaches back approx halfway in the door…and pulls his shirt up to adjust his britches. This gives me a very CLEAR shot of his ENTIRE keester. The waist of his pants were literally below his bum.

I have not seen a young boys keester since my grandson was 2, and quite honestly…I can tell you that I will be FINE if in my lifetime… I never see another one. I wanted to find his granddaddy & beg him to forcibly take the kid to the local recruiter. Or find his grandmama…and let her find a switch to take care of that nekkid butt. I don’t get it.

If you wear your pants this way and are reading this…let me clue you in. I may be a lil older, but I am sure I speak for the masses…..when I tell you….
PULL UP YOUR PANTS
WEAR A BELT
TURN YER HAT AROUND STRAIGHT
and for heavens sake…..STOP THAT SILLY BOUNCIN !

And girls…trust me… if the guy you are so crazy about is doin all this…..you SO will NOT think it is cool in 10 yrs.